Sophie

Sophie

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xtux-20030306-7mdv2007.0.i586.rpm

Description:

2005: Microsoft finally releases Windows2000. The few remaining in line
from midnight December 31, 1999 expecting Microsoft to deliver "on time"
were slightly annoyed, but otherwise the response was extremely
enthusiastic.

...

You must Battle through hoards of Evil Microsoft lusers, Certified Peons
and Bugs while collecting computer processors. Using these, construct a
massive Beowulf machine capable of cracking the security on Microsofts
secret database. Upload yourself into the internet, liberate friendly
Linux sites, then battle your way into microsoft.com destroying all you
can find. Only then can you turn your wrath towards your nemisis, the
evil lord Gates.

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