"I am Troy McClure of Borg. You may remember me from such films as
'Assimilation Day', and 'Honey, I Assimilated The Kids' ."

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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new
discoveries, is not "Eureka!" (I found it!) but "That's funny ..."
                                                      -- Isaac Asimov

Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member. -- Groucho Marx

Q: How does a spoilt rich girl change a light bulb?
A: She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

If you don't succeed redefine success

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson
afterwards.                                                 -- Vernon Law

Each snowflake is different, collect the entire set.

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

"Heisenberg may have slept here"