diff -ur fortune-mod-9708/datfiles/definitions fortune-mod-9708-no-offensive/datfiles/definitions
--- fortune-mod-9708/datfiles/definitions	Sat Oct 21 04:31:42 1995
+++ fortune-mod-9708-no-offensive/datfiles/definitions	Mon Oct  9 17:17:34 2000
@@ -4508,7 +4508,7 @@
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 The most dangerous organization in America today is:
 	(a) The KKK
-	(b) The American Nazi Party
+	(b) The American Nazi Partylove
 	(c) The Delta Frequent Flyer Club
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 The Official MBA Handbook on business cards:
diff -ur fortune-mod-9708/datfiles/ethnic fortune-mod-9708-no-offensive/datfiles/ethnic
--- fortune-mod-9708/datfiles/ethnic	Sat Oct 21 04:31:42 1995
+++ fortune-mod-9708-no-offensive/datfiles/ethnic	Mon Oct  9 17:17:50 2000
@@ -510,9 +510,6 @@
 Providence, New Jersey, is one of the few cities where Velveeta cheese
 appears on the gourmet shelf.
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-Roumanian-Yiddish cooking has killed more Jews than Hitler.
-		-- Zero Mostel
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 San Francisco isn't what it used to be, and it never was.
 		-- Herb Caen
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@@ -598,10 +595,6 @@
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 The difference between America and England is that the English think 100
 miles is a long distance and the Americans think 100 years is a long time.
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-The egg cream is psychologically the opposite of circumcision -- it
-*pleasurably* reaffirms your Jewishness.
-		-- Mel Brooks
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 The English country gentleman galloping after a fox -- the unspeakable
 in full pursuit of the uneatable.
diff -ur fortune-mod-9708/datfiles/politics fortune-mod-9708-no-offensive/datfiles/politics
--- fortune-mod-9708/datfiles/politics	Sat Oct 21 04:31:42 1995
+++ fortune-mod-9708-no-offensive/datfiles/politics	Mon Oct  9 17:18:04 2000
@@ -2467,7 +2467,7 @@
 politicians.
 	The disease is fatal.  There is no known cure.  The most we can do
 for the poor devil, it seems to me, is to name his disease in his honor.
-From this moment on, let all those who feel that Americans can be as easily
+>From this moment on, let all those who feel that Americans can be as easily
 led to beauty as to ugliness, to truth as to public relations, to joy as to
 bitterness, be said to be suffering from Hunter Thompson's disease.  I don't
 have it this morning.  It comes and goes.  This morning I don't have Hunter
@@ -2592,11 +2592,6 @@
 		-- Herodotus
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 Victory uber allies!
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-"Violence accomplishes nothing."  What a contemptible lie!  Raw, naked
-violence has settled more issues throughout history than any other method
-ever employed.  Perhaps the city fathers of Carthage could debate the
-issue, with Hitler and Alexander as judges?
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 Violence is a sword that has no handle -- you have to hold the blade.
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